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[saltydog]

I have somehow ended up giving myself pseudo dreadlocks o.O

I was avoiding my essay.... so was playing with a strand of my hair. And then... another piece.. and then another. and now at least half of my head is covered in dreadlocks.

Avoiding homework is bad, it gives you dreadlocks. mwa ha.

Also, another livejournal worthy phrase-

"Don't move or I'll fuck you in the ass with this latte"

*dies*

Comments

i must avoid way too much hwk.

[punkie-ramone.livejournal.com]

haha...since you know..i have the real hardcore dreads..well hardcore for almost year old dreads...lol...and that quote...fucking priceless...i used it today...everyone laughed..then i told them that i didnt make it up..more laughter..good times good times...i am proud of the pseudo dreads tho..very proud *tear* we are the same person...i swear.

Re: i must avoid way too much hwk.

[myr3volution.livejournal.com]

Lol. I didn't even mean for the whole dread thing to happen. It was like.. "lalala... dont want to do homework...*plays with hair*.... well.... I seem to have dreads now o.O ph33r."

[robinhood.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if you were I guy I'd be wondering about these "Don't move or I'll fuck you in the as with (current-at-hand-object)!!" comments, and if they were some kind of repression.

But since you're not, it's just funny.

Although the latte one makes my inner Zin cry. He's crying. Tears of pain. And yangst. *nodnod*

[chibimya.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahahaha best thing ever. I like this story v. cool! I can't wait to see where it goes ^_^
That's right I read it all :)